hey i'm eliana

nifflerstorm:

fuckingrapeculture:

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my-name-is-long:

funsizedcake:

cringepics:

wow

im gonna puke

I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

- Mod D.

"don’t be a slut"

"have sex with me"

(via the-bastard-jon-snow)

— 1 day ago with 35840 notes

cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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(Source: buckkybarnnes, via the-bastard-jon-snow)

— 1 day ago with 368824 notes

holl0wed:

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

WHAT????

(Source: oceanirs, via the-bastard-jon-snow)

— 1 day ago with 215465 notes

sluttysmutposts:

queerboiswag:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

Oh my god yes please

(via inserthilariouslyclevernamehere)

— 1 day ago with 141346 notes

senorpacman:

senorpacman:

I’ve had kik for more than 12 hours and I haven’t gotten a siNGLE BOOB. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. WHAT IS THE INTERNET FOR NOWADAYS IF YOU CAN’T FIND A BOOB IN THE WILD. GOOD BYE WORLD

the amount of people who sent me pictures of drake and josh is insane

(via inserthilariouslyclevernamehere)

— 1 day ago with 1592 notes